This is funny - the phrase, “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” springs to mind.
Amanda Palmer sings ‘Dear Daily Mail’ song 12/07/2013 London Roundhouse (by missivonmcgowan)
Back-story: Ms. Palmer suffers an accidental ‘wardrobe malfunction’ whilst performing at Glastonbury. The Daily Mail (an odious right-wing rag not fit to wrap dog excrement in) decides that rather than reviewing her performance, it is better to run a ‘celebrity nip-slip’ story - complete with pictures.
This video is her response.
I read that Rupert (Effing) Murdoch’s “News International” has been re-branded “News UK” (or, as I shall be referring to them, “New Suk”).
Presumably, this is an attempt to distance themselves from their excrement coated past.
Within days, a tape of their esteemed leader slagging off the police inquiry into the behaviour of his ‘journalists’ hit the news.
If I may paraphrase The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again”:
Meet the New Suk - same as the old suck.