I had something slightly similar [a parking incident] - I caught this handicapped guy trying to use one of our spaces.
Sean Lock [8 out of 10 Cats - C4]
Acupuncture may cure you - but it could prove fatal for your voodoo doll.
Milton Jones [Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones - BBC Radio 4]
The flappy planes are beeping in the stick towers.
What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? How strong, compared to a regular cup of tea, would the lake tea be?
Miley Cyrus has given herself nowhere to go - her next video will have to be a smear test.
Marcus Brigstoke [Twit of the Year - C4]
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
(y’know, I think this may be my 1st ever internet cat post… though I’m not sure if a reblog counts…?)
This is funny - the phrase, “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” springs to mind.
Just found this:
White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin (by Tim Minchin)
Quite good, funny, may induce blubbing when combined with eggnog.