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TCP

"Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."

"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."

"I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Rik Mayall

Rik Mayall died recently.
Here’s a snippet from “Bottom”, in which Richie (Rik Mayall) and Eddie (Adrian Edmondson) are bored and looking for a game to play:

Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven’t got a donkey.
Richie: Well, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven’t got a tail.
Richie: Oh. Well, pin the sausage on the chicken?
Eddie: We haven’t got a chicken.
Richie: Well, pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
Eddie: We haven’t got a sausage!
Richie: Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: It’s not much of a game, is it?

If a doctor eats an apple, does she suffer an existential crisis?
Sandy Toksvig [The News Quiz - BBC Radio 4]
I went for a walk in the country the other day and encountered a group of lambs acting suspiciously.
I’m not sure they were ‘up to no good’ - but they certainly all looked sheepish.
Me
Max Clifford, a big name in P.R. - the Paedophile Register.
Charlie Brooker [Have I Got News For You - BBC]

I caught a ‘continuity announcement’ by Jessica Thom on Channel 4 the other night.

At the risk of sounding patronising: Well done to all concerned.

Alternative Voices | Jess Thom - SuperScrimpers | Channel 4 (by Channel 4)

There’s many a true word…

I don’t often post ad’s, but the little girl in this one is such a star that I just had to.

Three - #SingItKitty - cat advert (by three)