Everything you ever needed to know about cricket
(Source: youtube.com)
Word is: Thatcher’s been in hell for less than a week - and she’s already closed down five furnaces.
“
| — | Lil’ Bro’ ™ |
How Animals Eat Their Food
(by MisterEpicMann)
TLDR:
The song in question is “Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead” and it’s predicted to be number three in the charts this coming Sunday.
Looks like they aren’t going to play it.
:-(
I was mugged by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage.
“Ah ha,” I thought, “you can hide - but you can’t run”.
“Ah ha,” I thought, “you can hide - but you can’t run”.
“
| — | Milton Jones |
Justin Bieber was forced to abandon his pet monkey after being condemned for taking the animal on a jet.
Two feet tall, hyperactive and only recently toilet-trained; the singer has owned the monkey for fourteen weeks.
Two feet tall, hyperactive and only recently toilet-trained; the singer has owned the monkey for fourteen weeks.
“
| — | Cariad Lloyd [The Now Show - BBC Radio 4] |
I can’t eat burnt bread - I’m black-toast intolerant.
“
| — | Alun Cochrane [Alun Cochrane’s Fun House - BBC Radio 4] |
Sis™ turned me on to this and I just had to share it. I believe this is, to use the modern parlance, da bomb!
The Funniest way on How to deal with a Telemarketer (by Slayer553826)
