December 2010
34 posts
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: Hitchhiker's Guide reference? (42)
Dec 27th
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BBC News - Scientists produce 'world's smallest... →
Dec 26th
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Christmas cracker joke:
Q: What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave? A: Camembert.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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“The best thing about Christmas - watching a confused cat’s face as it...”
– Jimmy Carr
Dec 24th
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“Back in my day, TV stars couldn’t say: boobies, tushie, burp, fanny-burp,...”
– Grandpa’ Simpson
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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This morning, as the alarm-clock beeped, I was left with a visual image: The number 45, rendered in patchwork denim. Had it been 42 it would have made a little more sense - though the patchwork denim bit would still have been beyond me.
Dec 24th
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Is it just me, or are the nights getting shorter?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? A: Deep-pan, crisp and even.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Did you know?
Laszlo Biro, the inventor of the ball-point pen, also invented an automatic gear-box and sold the patent to the Ford Motor Company. Ford buried the idea.
Dec 18th
Anonymous asked: Re:"More tibia, and fibia [sic], and butane" - why do you have an alarm clock?
Dec 18th
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Outrage at Littlejohn's disabled rant - The... →
The Daily Fail does it again!
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I think I caught a glimpse of the Geminids on Monday night. I’d given up on the idea of spending time looking for them due to partial cloud, light pollution and the fact that it was bloody freezing outside. Around 23:30 I’m putting the bins out (for Tuesday, as everyone knows, is ‘bin-man’ day) when, through a gap in the cloud and out of the corner of my eye, I see two...
Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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“More tibia, and fibia [sic], and butane.”
– me (what was in my head when the alarm-clock went off this morning).
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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“well done boris about time somebody showed fifa what a bunch of childish,petty...”
– Unknown (but it’s got my ‘Search Terms of the Week’ award).
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
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BBC News - Mayor of London Boris Johnson cancels... →
I didn’t think it was possible for my opinion of Boris Johnson to get any lower - I was wrong.
Dec 7th
Ah good - Tumblr’s back.
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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How to Give a Cat a Pill. →
Made me laugh.
Dec 3rd