December 2010
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Anonymous asked: Hitchhiker's Guide reference? (42)
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BBC News - Scientists produce 'world's smallest... →
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Christmas cracker joke:
Q: What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave? A: Camembert.
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The best thing about Christmas - watching a confused cat’s face as it...
– Jimmy Carr
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Back in my day, TV stars couldn’t say: boobies, tushie, burp, fanny-burp,...
– Grandpa’ Simpson
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This morning, as the alarm-clock beeped, I was left with a visual image:
The number 45, rendered in patchwork denim.
Had it been 42 it would have made a little more sense - though the patchwork denim bit would still have been beyond me.
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Is it just me, or are the nights getting shorter?
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Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep-pan, crisp and even.
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Did you know?
Laszlo Biro, the inventor of the ball-point pen, also invented an automatic gear-box and sold the patent to the Ford Motor Company. Ford buried the idea.
Anonymous asked: Re:"More tibia, and fibia [sic], and butane" - why do you have an alarm clock?
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Outrage at Littlejohn's disabled rant - The... →
The Daily Fail does it again!
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I think I caught a glimpse of the Geminids on Monday night.
I’d given up on the idea of spending time looking for them due to partial cloud, light pollution and the fact that it was bloody freezing outside. Around 23:30 I’m putting the bins out (for Tuesday, as everyone knows, is ‘bin-man’ day) when, through a gap in the cloud and out of the corner of my eye, I see two...
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More tibia, and fibia [sic], and butane.
– me (what was in my head when the alarm-clock went off this morning).
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well done boris about time somebody showed fifa what a bunch of childish,petty...
– Unknown (but it’s got my ‘Search Terms of the Week’ award).
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BBC News - Mayor of London Boris Johnson cancels... →
I didn’t think it was possible for my opinion of Boris Johnson to get any lower - I was wrong.
Ah good - Tumblr’s back.
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How to Give a Cat a Pill. →
Made me laugh.